::Live from the Van

I am certain, that indeed instead of horrifying Mike, that I myself have been horrified.
It' is gonna be one hell of a trip people. Mike Martin, Sexy Bruce, Heather Lynn Hoover, Ben Fuchs, and two unusally lucky women that we haven't picked up yet are on the road to Fort Myers Florida.

So far so good, we had a change of drivers while people were going down the road, and generally getting to know each other.

We are safe and obeying all speed limit laws at least while Bruce is driving. I tend to have a bit of a lead foot.

We have broken into the Kinky and Orgy liqueors, with 7-up. Let me just say that stuff is tasty.

Heather brought yummy salsa, and we're on our way.

I'll check back in a little later with ya'll. We're just about to Fishers to pick up the contest winners.

Rich Hardesty got a head start on us this morning at about 3 am.

If anybody is looking for something fun to do wh ile yo're missing sexy bruce, check out the Pirates of the road Losing September videos on Youtube.

MJ Out.